🎤 Zest “Tone Deaf” Choir – Morning Mayhem & Music

 

Wednesdays | 10:15am – 11:45am
Longwell Green Community Centre, Shellards Rd, Bristol, BS30 9DU
 

Got a voice that’s more fog horn than finely tuned instrument? Or maybe you’re convinced the cat leaves the room when you sing? GOOD. You’re exactly our kind of person.

Welcome to the Zest “Tone Deaf” Choir – where we ditch the pressure, the pretence, and the pitch-perfect nonsense, and simply get on with the important stuff: singing, laughing, and feeling great.

This is your Wednesday morning mood-lifter, right here in Longwell Green. No auditions. No sheet music. No one judging you for accidentally singing the entire second verse alone (we’ve all done it).
 

What’s the Vibe?

  • ☕ Warm, Welcoming & Wonderfully Wobbly – We don’t care if you’re flat, sharp, or just plain loud. If you love music and like people, you’ll fit right in.

  • 🎶 Feel-Good Tunes – Think songs you know and love (and the odd one you forgot you loved), all arranged so we can all join in.

  • 😆 Laughter Guaranteed – We take singing lightly and fun seriously. Expect giggles, wonky harmonies, and zero pressure.

  • 🪙 Pay-As-You-Go – No contracts, no memberships. Just £8 a session and a guaranteed serotonin boost.


Who’s It For?

  • Adults of all ages and experiences

  • Shower singers, car karaoke stars, and anyone brave enough to sing in public before lunch

  • Anyone looking for a midweek pick-me-up with a side of tea and camaraderie
     

📍 Where:
Longwell Green Community Centre
Shellards Rd, Bristol, BS30 9DU
 

🕥 When:
Every Wednesday morning
10:15am – 11:45am
 

So whether you think you’re tone deaf, or just haven’t been told you’re not, grab your flask, bring your voice (in whatever state it’s in), and come find your singing tribe.
 

Zest Choir: proudly not The X Factor – and all the better for it.